Bankruptcy

Posted By: Adam 3 Comments

Over the years I have declared several forms of bankruptcy: Email bankruptcy, and Google Reader Bankruptcy spring immediately to mind. But I have never declared Blog Bankruptcy, that I can think of. That is, until now.

I'm sorry, but having not posted a thing since February (and having been behind even at that point!) there are so many things that have happened that were blog-worthy, but I can never hope to catch up. So in the interest of moving forward, I'm just going to… move forward. If that makes sense.

Of course, there are some things — pictures, videos, stories — that are just too good to pass up. When I get around to it, I may mention them. Then again, I may not.

So instead of, "Where were we?" I'm asking, "Where are we?" And the answer is never simple.

Birthdays

Megan's birthday is just a few days away, and I accidentally informed her that I have a surprise planned. You see, we are busy people. In order to keep everything straight and make scheduling time with friends and family, we make heavy use of Google Calendar. We both have a personal calendar; we have a shared/family calendar, a birthday-reminder calendar, and a meal-planning calendar; and on top of that, I have a separate calendar at work for my heavily-scheduled Monday to Friday, 8am to 4pm life — such is the burden of working in IT. Perhaps there is sufficient subject matter in that last sentence for its own separate discussion, but as my new-found culinary mentor Alton Brown would say, "that will have to wait for another show" (or blog post, in this case). Ironically, that bit about my new culinary explorations may in and of itself be worthy of revisiting. (I should write these things down so I know to come back to them.)

Calendars

Suffice it to say, our calendars are many, and sharing them can get complicated. When I switched my primary email address from gmail to google mail for my domain, complications arose and Megan could no longer see the details of my personal calendar; only which chunks of time I had blocked off. I finally got around to fixing that for her with — of course! — her standing over my shoulder, watching. The unfortunate circumstance just so happened to be that I have a calendar event for today, Friday the 16th, labeled "Surprise for Megan!" It was only on my screen for a few seconds before I realized it was there and turned it off, but the damage was done. She had seen it too. So, she knew that today's surprise (a post for another time — man, I'm getting good at this!), was coming for a week or so. Once the cat was out of the bag, I figured I might as well have some fun with it, so I posted about it on facebook and twitter to antagonize her. After all, what fun is in a non-surprise surprise if you can't antagonize? I'm only glad that the calendar item didn't say what the surprise was.

My birthday follows shortly thereafter, and of course we have some festivities planned for celebrating birthdays with friends and family. (Franklin Institute for the Body Worlds exhibit! I'm sure there'll be pics from that. Various dinners and trips and whatnots also planned.) My birthday should be, by all estimations, very low-key this year. I had asked all of my friends and family to consider donating cash in lieu of gifts to help recoup the cost of an early birthday present I bought for myself in February: a new snowboard — yet another topic to be explored later. So my expectations are quite low: a couple of envelopes of money, to be promptly deposited in the bank and allocated in the budget bucket to offset said expense; and maybe if I'm lucky, a couple of hand drawn crayon/marker/sticker masterpieces from Dylan or my niece & nephew.

Growing like a weed

Dylan is about 16 and a half months old now. Much like Mr Brown, he can moo, and make somewhere around 20 other animal sounds, or name them, and say funny things like "duuuude!" He also has a few dozen (baby) signs down. From "please" and "more" (the first two he learned), to "thank you", "I love you", and "Sorry" (part of the time out routine). My personal favorite at the moment is what we call "home alone," and yes, it's exactly what you're thinking.

I expect to get notification for my Father of the Year nomination any day now.

He can walk and run, can't quite jump yet — though he sometimes tries — and his new favorite thing is to climb on stuff. He can get onto and off of all of the couches, the patio chairs — and even though he knows he's not supposed to, the coffee table. I've heard that he can climb all the way up into our bed, which would be more amazing if the bed frame didn't make a perfect step for him, but honestly I'm still a little amazed. He can go up and down the stairs all by himself (though he does get supervision for safety's sake), and he still loves to dance. He can throw a ball, though he doesn't always have control over the direction. That's a nice way of saying he runs the Statue of Liberty play more often than not.

He mimics almost every sound he hears, and yes, that includes his own burps and farts, even at the dinner table. And then he promptly laughs at himself. And then Mommy tries very hard not to laugh too, but usually fails. I can't say I blame her, it's pretty funny. I happen to be pretty good at not laughing, but I have to admit that Dylan has restored my ability to laugh. He's starting to pick up on very subtle sights and sounds — noticing the cat before anyone else, or a small bird in a picture, or a chirp in the distance that nobody else realized they were hearing until he pointed it out.

Snowpocalypse

Living near Philadelphia, there are a few constants about the weather:

  1. Winters will be colder and generally more severe than I'm used to. The farthest north I've ever lived, prior to PA, was in Salisbury, MD; where school would be delayed due to FOG, or closed for two days because of two inches of snow. Here, things don't start shutting down until you're counting in multiples of FEET of snow; and while I'm fortunate enough to be able to work from home when needed, it's possible to count the number of times that the university has been closed due to inclement weather in the last 50 years on a single hand. Even if you lost a finger or two due to gangreen you picked up by touching a SEPTA bus.
  2. Spring lasts about three weeks, and consists of alternating periods of really nice, mid 70- to low 80-degree weather and chilly 40-degree rainy weather. Enjoy it while it lasts!
  3. Summer is hot and muggy, and there are no decent beaches to go to and enjoy it. Everyone here says "down the shore" — which drives me (pardon my french) absolute batshit frickin insane (a topic for another post) — referring to the beaches in New Jersey, usually Wildwood or Cape May. I've never been to Wildwood, but I've been to Cape May, and let me tell you something: That beach sucks. In fact, I've never been to a beach north of Delaware Bay that I found to my liking. I like to imagine that up here in the north they have a whole fleet of steamrollers dedicated to driving out every morning and flattening the beaches out so that nobody can enjoy the fact that they are actually made of sand. The "beaches" tend to just meander out, flatly, into the ocean; the waves gently lapping at the shore. 

This winter we got somewhere in the neighborhood of 70 inches of snow. Not all at once mind you, but 70 inches divided by 3 events spanning less than 2 weeks is a lot no matter how you slice it. It was only a few inches shy of an all-time regional accumulation record, which is a big deal, to hear the meteorologists talk about it. I suppose they live for this sort of thing. It was also a big deal for those of us who have to shovel the driveways and sidewalks, but not in a positive way. Our neighborhood builder/contractor/whatever (a topic for another post) hired just about the worst possible service to clear the streets, too, so they were barely — and in some spots, not — drivable.

There's a lot more going on than that, but I don't want to overdo it on the first post back, so let's stop there.


Good News and Bad News

Posted By: Adam 3 Comments

Alternate Title: OMFG!

It's no secret that Bill Bryson is my favorite author. Recently I got the idea that it would be amazing if I could get an autograph from him — ideally on one of my own copies of one of his books. I set about scouring the internet for a P.O. Box or a contact through one of his publishers, and much to my surprise I found his email address listed plain as day on a Bill Bryson forum. I was cautiously optimistic, because it was posted on that forum in mid 2008, and on top of that, it was being posted second- or possibly third-hand by someone who said it was shared with him in December of 2006; and considering the short-lived nature of things on the internet these days, there was a good chance it would be long outdated. But it was worth a shot!

I spent a long hour composing a short message to Bill, proofreading, rewriting, proofreading, and ultimately rewriting again. Eventually this is what I decided to send:

Subject: A humble request

Hello Bill,

I hope this finds you in good spirits, or at least finds you at all. I found this email address posted on the Bill Bryson forum, second- or third-handed by someone who said you had shared it at a talk in Buxton in 2006 and welcomed email from anyone on any matter.

As the subject suggests I do have a very humble request, but first I would like to explain why. You are my favorite author, and in addition to that you cured my complete distaste for reading. I believe it was some time in 2005 that a good friend of mine told me about an amazing book he was reading, and he was compelled to read me a passage he had recently completed — something about bowling balls and the density of the sun, if memory serves. I was excited by his enthusiasm and went out the next day to buy my own copy of A Short History of Nearly Everything, and promptly devoured it, after having done quite literally zero recreational reading since grade school. I loved it so much that I bought a few more of your books and continue to read them and share them with my friends with the same zeal my friend originally shared with me.

I have decided that the sign that you are my favorite author is that if I were sure nobody would ever find out, I would plagiarize your entire catalog of work. In fact, I often find myself channeling your wit and style when writing my own works. I hope that is a good thing.

So with that said, here is my humble request: If I were to mail you my copy of A Short History of Nearly Everything, would you do me the honor of signing it? I understand that you live in England again, and I live outside of Philadelphia, but I would be happy to include return postage.

My warmest regards,
Adam Tuttle

Several days went by with no response, and I started to feel as though the address actually was outdated and that Bill never received my email. Then, this morning, I checked my email and found a wonderful surprise: A response! Again with cautious optimism I opened the message, half expecting to see a form letter from a publishing company intern or an "Inbox full" type of error. As luck would have it, I was wrong. Bill had taken a moment to reply to me, and I hope he won't mind if I share that with you.

Dear Adam,

Many thanks for your letter and kind words. I am delighted you have enjoyed my work. I'm so sorry to tell you that I can't sign and return a book. The number of requests I receive to do various things like sign and mail books or birthday cards, provide advice or endorsements, etc., is way beyond what I can manage. (It was about 3,500 requests last year.) I am truly sorry, but I would spend my life doing little else, so I just can't. But I do wish you a very happy new year and far beyond.

Forgive my haste now, but thanks again and best wishes.

Yours sincerely,
Bill Bryson

So while this was obviously not the response I was hoping for, it has definitely made my day, possibly even my week, just to hear back from him. I can only hope that he will continue to write books and possibly go on a book tour, and do a signing, so I can stand in line like one of those people I've never been able to understand and wait for an hour for the pleasure of a moment of his time and a signature on my tattered copy of one of his books.


Christmas Decorations

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Inspired by an email from Megan's grandfather, we decided to take a little devious twist with our Christmas lights this year…


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